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The Daily Gazette
GLOBAL NETWORK CONNECTS MACHINES
Washington, D.C. — In a demonstration that has left local magistrates speechless and clergy confused, a series of electrical impulses were successfully transmitted between two calculating engines yesterday. The method, described by its inventors as "packet switching," involves breaking messages into tiny fragments and reassembling them at the destination.
"It is akin to mailing a letter by tearing it into confetti," explained Professor H. P. Baxley of the Imperial Institute, "and expecting the postman to tape it back together upon delivery." Critics argue that such a system is prone to chaos, but proponents envision a future world where libraries can be accessed from the comfort of one's parlor.
Local skepticism remains at an all-time high. "Why would I want my typewriter talking to a typewriter in London?" asked a befuddled bystander. Market impacts are expected to be volatile as telegraph stocks took a sharp dip.
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Steam Futures Skyrocket
Coal prices stabilized this morning as the new Atlantic locomotive line was announced to great fanfare. Railway bonds are seeing heavy trading volume across all major exchanges. Analysts predict a boom in steel manufacturing by Q4 as demand for rails increases.
Lost Prize Terrier Found
The prize-winning terrier belonging to Mrs. Higgins of 4th Street has been returned safely. A reward of five dollars was paid to a local chimney sweep who discovered the pup chasing rats near the bakery. Mrs. Higgins is reportedly "delighted."
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Harbor Construction Delays
Significant delays expected near the West Pier as dredging continues due to unexpected bedrock. Captains are advised to navigate with extreme caution. The new sea wall is expected to prevent the high tide flooding that plagued lower Manhattan last winter.